#japanese tf

[fredwkong]

The Mexican card was hot but can we see Japanese (out of curiosity)

I really need to See the japanese! Like 1000 cards was so hot…

Hello, I really liked the 1000 follower stories but I am curious to see what would have happened if Eric chose the Japanese flag instead of the Mexican. 😊

The evening after picking the Japanese card, Eric’s admiring his thick muscles in the mirror when he notices something strange. His tattoos have contracted, slipping off his increasingly pale skin until he just has a small line of them on one shoulder. The banana, dog, bull, and the rising sun of Japan remain on his bulging delt, but other than that Eric’s skin is a blank canvas. Rather than any disappointment, Eric grins at himself in the mirror. Why would he mar this perfect porcelain skin with layers of tattoos?

When Eric checks his schedule on Tuesday morning, he realises that he has some extra summer classes all of a sudden. Engineering? He’s a liberal arts major! No… that’s not right… His mom always insisted that he needed to go into a STEM field, and with his brains, it just made sense to get into a good engineering program.

“I can’t believe that you’ve been doing homework all summer,” Blair complains, scrolling on his phone while Eric does practice problems. Eric doesn’t know what he’s complaining about, since Eric’s load is still dripping out of Blair’s ass. Eric can’t concentrate until he’s fucked someone, most nights.

“We can go party on Friday,” Eric rumbles. He works hard all week so he can play hard all weekend. It would be a shame not to take advantage of being a sexy mixed race stud.

In class on Thursday, Eric answers a question from the professor and hears his accent as if for the first time. It’s not noticeable unless you know what to look for, but Eric’s English is very precise, clipped, just a little monotone. It’s not surprising, since he’s spent his whole life speaking Japanese at home. Despite immigrating just after Eric was born, his parents still need him to take care of any legal paperwork for them.

“There’s my favourite war criminal!” Aaron says as Eric arrives for his Friday personal training session.

Eric rolls his eyes and punches Aaron on the shoulder. “There’s my favourite communist drone,” he answers, playing up his accent on the R’s. Neither of them has told their parents about fucking across old enemy lines.

At the end of the workout, Aaron lets Eric pose for him. With his accustomed superior look in his eyes, Eric watches his sweat-slick, hairless muscles move through his posing routine in the mirrors. He’d look even better if he’d thought to wear his fundoshi under his gym shorts, but that’s probably better kept for the bedroom. Maybe he’ll put it on for Aaron and Blair when they get home from the club tonight.

Come Saturday night, the 1000 cards are nowhere to be found.

[transformation4life]

Buff, Japanese, and Bald.

Those were the keywords you put into the "Life Change" app thinking it was some sort of joke app thinking you could really change your body in a instant.

But then... your head started to groan in pain. Memories you never experienced entered your brain as your body began to grow in mass and muscle. The faces of your parents in your memories began to morph as they became japanese and your own face became more asian plus knowledge of the japanese language being all you knew. Soon enough you had the body of a bodybuilder and the ethnicity of japanese. The last change as any hair on the top of your head fell off giving you a shiny bald scalp. An unexpected change become known as your intelligence was reduced to that of a brick. You couldn't help but immediately strip, exposing your new musculature to an imaginary audience and flexing while smiling with not a thought in sight.

"私は筋肉質です!" (I am muscle!)

[quetzalpapalotl]

Just as a fun fact, in basically every G1 Transformers thing I've seen in Japanese Optimus (or Convoy) uses watashi as his first person pronoun. This is the type of usage that denotes professionalism, although his speech patterns tend to be manly enough but not too rude. It fits his image as the Autobot commander who takes his duties seriously, but is still friendly. Characters with a similar vibe also do this, like the All Might dude from bna. If you watched Bravern you can see how Smith's pronoun changes from ore to watashi when he turns into Bravern.

Now, Megatron I usually see using washi, which in anime is an old man pronoun. Except in the All Spark manga (that I need to finish translating omg), where he instead uses yo (余). A pronoun no one irl uses anymore, and in anime has the connotation of being ancient, grandiose and pompous. Really fits the unhinged and full of himself Megatron that Tsushima portrays.

[quackle]

would just like to share that emu was on japanese tv the other day. she got a lil segment. let's give her a hand and a big wonderhoy everyone :)

(link to it is here. skip to 2:01:27)

[whywoulditho]

has it ever been stated anywhere in haikyuu that the reason atsumu and hinata call inunaki "wan-san" is because "wan" is the japanese equivalent of the sound "woof" and "inu" means "dog" in japanese and they came up with that pun to make fun of his name or was i supposed to understand the joke while lying awake in bed at 4 am on a sunday morning years after reading that stupid nickname in the manga?

[snepril]

IT'S FINALLY DONE! My new fursona: The Dragon Queen!

Formerly an average human being, she found herself inexplicably trapped in the world of an early-2000s platformer... as its main antagonist! Sure, the new body took a bit of getting used to (to say nothing of the appetite), and sure, she regularly has spats with the resident protagonist (they're friends off the clock. They go go-karting on weekends!). But it's a pretty good life once she got used to it!

Art by KristinTree!

[dogpaw8]

como chucha hyuka siempre se ve tan ethereal ?????

[yesloulou]

😩💖

[kaontic]

Some Reflector art cuz I think he’s super cute (def wanna draw more of him). OwO

Despite the fact that he’s a lil’ snitch along with the microcassette recorder.

[Reflector: You’ve just been censored. ⬆️]

Bruh shoo! *Gently waves him away*

This is an unbiased Decepticon news blog, duh.

Not really lol. I love Autobots too I promise. Shout out to [REDACTED].

Anyways, don’t they make for great intelligence officers? :)

Well along with Nightbird, Shadow, and some others but those are different stories hehe.

Also I thought of this idea that he could have these advanced metal “straps” (which come out of his alt mode like measuring tape), that basically act as his “arms”.

You know, for purposes of *checks script* “improved accessibility”.

Thanks Shockwave.

I mean it’s all fun and games until he [REDACTED] or [REDACTED] someone—cuz those ends are sharp.

Just think Ming-Hua and Lin Beifong from LOK…and potentially Lucy from Elfen Lied.

Emphasis on the “potentially”. O_O📷

Okay, into your new studio apartment (time out box) you go- 😅📷 🧰

Update: *On the floor* Ow…

Never thought I’d get my ass beat by a camera but here we are lol.

He’s a spicy little guy, but we love him here. :)

[theneptuneflytrap]

B* said I was ugly, I said, "B* where???"

"Back in the 80's,"

I said, "B* WHERE???"

[The top two are from Transformers Legends and Transformers More Than Meets the Eye (IDW) respectively. Clockwise from the top left are Transformers: The Headmasters (Toei Animation/Takara), The Transformers (Sunbow), The Transformers (Marvel US), and Transformers: The Headmasters (TV Magazine/Takara).]

[fredwkong]

What would have happend to Eric if he choose the clock card and then took the Japanese card after?

(This ask was in response to 1000)

You must have known what would happen when you sent this ask, right? Then again, you didn't spot the cards that appeared in your laundry basket, did you? They dissolved at the first touch of sudsy water, impregnating all your clothes with their magical potential.

As you take your laundry out of the dryer, a cloud of magic dust poofs up into your face, making you cough. Immediately, you begin to age, fine lines settling at the corner of narrowing, dark eyes as a dusting of facial hair spreads along the edge of your square jaw. With each piece of clothing you fold, your body bulks up a little, becoming thick, sturdy, and thoroughly Japanese.

You pull on what used to be your favourite cargo shorts, now a stretchy pair of gym shorts. You grab what you think is a tea towel, but find yourself holding a microfibre cleaning cloth. You look around your apartment, seeing the home gym, camera equipment, and sex swing as if for the first time.

There's a notification on your phone, and you use your thick, callused fingers to navigate the Japanese interface like you've used it for years. One of your boys, confirming he wants to come over and play tonight. You grin. Time to get a pump on so your Japanese daddy muscles look good on camera!

If this got you horny, consider putting some spare change in my Ko-fi cup so I can write even more hot stories.

[just-a-seagull]

Alright I do really like the idw 1 transformers comics, but there is one thing about them that irks me. When they brought up all of the cybertronian colony worlds, all of them from transformers cybertron are there even if they have different names for example jungle planet=eukaris speed planet=velocitron etc. But there is one missing, so here is my question, where the heck is giant planet/gigantion?

[scarletarrowtf]

with one of my friends, we decided to draw on a specific topic every day, today it was the hero of the animated series robots in disguise 2015 steeljaw in the image of ancient Japanese samurai warriors

[jekyllnahyena]

commentators: Why can't Piastri overtake Alonso?

me: Because it's Alonso? Did you watch Brazil last year? Or the past 20 seasons?

[cherrytimemachine]

Character breakdown for any of the G1 Stunticons? Motormaster or Dead End, Wildrider, etc? Whichever you feel implored to discuss?

Imma do Breakdown for this one. There will be some overlapping of other continuities and I will talk about the other Stunticons, so no worries.

How I feel about this character: Nervous himbo energy. I. G1 he's an anxious boi who just follows what the others are doing. I was surprised by that since I grew up watching TFP and I knew him as the buff fighter who doubled as his husband's partner's medical assistant. It makes sense given his name is Breakdown, and I guess G1 and TFP took that word and used different meanings for it.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Nobody in G1, I'm a KOBD shipper all the way. They're adorable in IDW1 too. Wish they showed more of how Knock Out cared about him when he died in TFP. One of the only things the United Warriors comic did kinda well.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: The rest of the Stunticons. Motormaster is just a big angry himbo, Drag Strip is that bitch who always makes fun of you, Dead End is literally dead inside and frankly I can't blame the guy I would be too if I looked like a light switch, and Wildrider is batshit insane and they should contain him bro is like a rabid dog ready to bite somebody. All of them are chaotic in their own ways and as a whole, which is why they're probably my favorite of the Decepticon combiner teams in G1.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Not an unpopular opinion really, but Breakdown shouldn't have been killed off like that in TFP. If they wanted to kill him off, it could've been done so much better. And I'm kinda interested in Emperor Kumquat's idea of Autobot Breakdown.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: This applies to a lot of characters in G1 to be honest, but I wish we got more character development with them. A lot of characters have the bare minimum of a personality, but I think the Stunticons are some of the most diversified characters when it comes to combiner teams. Most of the characters we get more nuance for are Autobots, so it's nice to have some more Decepticons that stand out. I wish they were more expanded on in the show, but I wasn't expecting it to happen since the show only existed to sell pre-made toys.

[elfdragon12]

Me, watching Super God Masterforce: Man, while it's nice seeing a Metalhawk that's actually not insufferable, I like Lander! He could get it (and does 👀). What else has he gotten up to in this franchise?

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